The question to be asked is why you are so frustrated. Past first page you wouldn't even see new questions.
There is a tendency in the residents; a bit of "come on ask me an interesting question" urge combined with a pinch of OCD which is perfectly fine. That's why they become residents. But that should stay as such otherwise this becomes a police station.Don't use this, don't do that, don't load that don't comment here.
The site is about questions and answers. There is no such nonsense as historical value or quality. Otherwise we only need about 500 questions answered by our gurus and we can lock the site.
If the new users don't act accordingly it means that SE design is broken and can't guide them into proper way of behavior. It does not mean that new users are bunch of assholes coming here and stealing your efforts. If you don't like the question then don't answer it.
I would strongly vote against this and would speculate that this would simply break the site as we know it.